Color Me Conan

Spoiler Alert: If you haven't seen "The Legally Prohibited From Being Funny On Television Tour" or as I like to call it "The Legally Prohibited From Being Funny on Television Traveling Tour", stop right here. Just close your eyes and hum while you scroll through the rest of this.

Conan rockin' the lilac paisley look like a pro.

A collection of images, a greatest hits for the eyeball, if you will, of the tour poorly illustrated for your viewing pleasure. If you enjoy it, swing back in June and see some more choice wordage and additional illustrations in Ironocle's third issue. Free for everyone who knows how to click a mouse!

A possible interactive coloring book option for the Ironocle website is in the works. Because, honestly, what Conan fan doesn't want to bust out some digital Crayolas and color their own paisley covered Conan? Well, maybe not the colorblind, but they're not really people anyways.

Reggie Watts + Mic + Stacking = Mind Blow

Pre-tour Conan, Jumbo sized for only $.45. You just can't turn down a deal like that.

Color Me Conan: Continues

Hey, wait there's more.

No need for words.

The semi-sweet gigantic blow-up bat prop. No traveling tour should be without one.

Andy did an amazing reenactment as Link Appleyard from the movie "The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance". Brought the crowd to tears and caused multiple premature births, I swear on my third mother's grave.

Horn threesome.

Color Me Conan: Continues Again

More you say? Hell yes, more!

I think this caption would read: "Get me another cat!"

The epic return of a Late Night favorite.

...and he survived.

Continuing his epic journey with his trusty friends: the masturbating bear, an insult comic dog, a rollicking band of traveling minstrels, the incomparable Andy Richter, and magical fire beard to slay the angry unicorn crabs of Eternia.

The End.

Time Traveling To Win

At what lengths would one go to win front row tickets to Wrestlemania? Correction, at what lengths would one go to win front row tickets to Conan O'Brien's "Legally Prohibited From Being Funny On Television Tour"? Well I can't speak for you, I wish I could then maybe Arrested Development would still be on TV and there would be an optional rocket button in cars, but I can't. Not yet. Until then, here's what I'd do to win those precious CoCo tickets:

I Want CoCo! Pick Me!